Are you a Google employee who wants out? Are you tired of the mountainous, monotonous, monorepo life? Does working for a third-place cloud provider get you down? Do you prefer to have your company launch products with cross-product integrations on day one? Do you want a union? Shouldn’t your company care about its employees? Do you wish your company would stop fucking up its reputation? Do you feel that Google’s monopoly power is growing stronger and should be stopped through heavy regulation? Is the Alphabet soup too hard to swallow? Are you tired of product shutdowns and reshuffling due to a culture of promotions as an incentive to launch and not maintain? Is it them and not you?

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